Septemberfest 5K: Flat, fast and free
I’m amazed to have
yet another 5K race here in little ole Rangely, Colorado, two weeks
after the last one, and this is indeed as advertised: free. All one
has to do is show up here in the Elks Park parking lot before 8, sign
a form, and you’re given a ____ with a number. I’m second, so I
get 102. How or why this is happening at not cost I’m not quite
sure, but I think that the richest guy in town is sponsoring this
whole three days of festivities over Labor Day weekend, which is I
think ironic, but nobody really celebrates the labor part of Labor
day anymore anyways. In any case, there are volunteers—a cadre of
young women.
The air is chilly
this morning, here at 5,000 feet, which is nice. I’m wearing my
Xero sandals to register, and one of the young women says, with
alarm, ‘You’re not going to run in those are you?”
‘No. It gets
worse!’
‘You mean you’re
going to run barefoot???’
‘Yes. I’m
sorry.’
I’m not, but I’m
trying to lessen the shock for her. As the start time nears, I come
back out barefoot and feel the whole crown staring at me. There are
about maybe thirty runners, maybe including a few walkers (much less
walkers than two weeks ago, which was a fundraiser). There are some
youngsters, like under ten, and looks like most of the high school
cross-country team is here. So yeah, I’m not going to be anywhere
close to the front of the pack. A guy I know from work says that
usually there are some students from our college, like the whole
women’s basketball team, who come run this, but not this year:
there’s been some quarantining recently.
I do recognize a
couple high school students who took my writing classes last year,
though I’m not sure they recognize me, with my long hair tucked up
under a hat. And the bare feet.
We all gather and
one of the volunteers basically says, ‘Go!’ And we go.
Quick start, even a
little downhill, and I’ve winded myself. I’m feeling more in
shape this summer than in the last two years, but more in the LSD
mode—long slow distance—I’ve had two major foot injuries in
these two or three years. Not running related, but most recently, a
year and a half ago, a torn ligament. Still feeling soreness, still
taking r-x anti-inflammatories—about to run out—and it comes and
goes: Two weeks ago I felt fine. Today, here, right now, I’m
feeling a twinge of soreness. Not sharp pain though, so it’s ok.
I’ve been upping my distances recently.
Anyways, we head
west on a neighborhood road, turn left onto River Road, which does
eventually parallel the White River and turns to gravel—eep!—but
Rueben thinks it’ll stay pavement for this race, which is an
out-and-back. The pavement is relatively smooth. As long as there are
no stray goatheads, I’m good!
I slow a bit to get
my wind, but then try to get a decent pace in my brain: lifting the
feet on the beat to Joan Jett’s “Bad Reputation,” while trying
to keep a lean of any sort. Has been my problem since starting to run
barefoot maybe 14 years ago: I always feel like my torso has a
tendency to lean back, especially now that my buddha belly is a
little bigger.
The cross-country
pack are of course gone, along with the one older gentleman from last
race who was one of the top three—and I think he may be older than
I. But, I do catch Rueben, who wasn’t sure he could run the whole
thing anyways, and Greg (I think?), maybe a bit younger than I, with
whom we were talking to before the race, and there is this guy Ross,
older and more rotund than all of us, who is way back there. He’s I
think an executive in what remains of the Chevron oil fields offices
here in town. Along with some of the wee sproggins (sp?) and their
moms. So yes, I’m celebrating passing 8-year-olds. But my point is,
I started at the back of the pack and I’m just gradually catching
some of the quick-starters. This looks like it though: I don’t
think I’ll catch anybody else. There’s a couple few people fifty
yards ahead but....
The two-lane River
Road is clear so far. We pass a pair of women who seem to be out for
a regular morning constitutional, non-race-related. Sky clear, we’re
out of the pines around the park, so the sun is now on us. So, glad I
didn’t wear my running shell, but not actually warm either. Perfect
running weather. The feet feel good. Like I said, right food mildly
sore, but I don’t know if that’s just psychological at this
point. I’m really actually used to running hills and gravel roads
(in Xeros) so this long flat area feels odd. Breath is back to
somewhat normal, though I’m trying to run a wee bit faster than my
normal penguin waddle, knowing this is a shorter route.
Here come the fast
folks on their way back: One teen boy in front, then that older
gentleman, then another teen boy, then the whole pack of
cross-country folks: maybe they’re not even really trying. But
there’s Mary, one of my high school students from my college class
last spring. I point and say, ‘Hey Mary!’
She looks at me
blankly and is gone, but then I hear her: “Was that Mr. Yohe?!”
Yes. Yes indeed,
that was Mr. Yohe.
Et voilĂ , there is
the white Jeep, the turnaround point. And there also is Lindsey, the
head maintenance person at the college, just on here way back. She’s
cool. We wave and I say, “I didn’t know that was you I was
following!” So yeah, I actually know some folks in Rangely now.
I come to the Jeep,
where one volunteer is stationed, handing out waters, though one of
the runners has stopped to chat with her. So, we’re not super
competitive around here, I guess.
I make the turn and
head back. Halfway! No one close behind me here, but I pass them all,
giving them waves. There’s Rueben, walking now, and Greg and the
wee folk with their moms, and Ross, sweating his ass off. Man, all
these out of shape older guys trying to run fast seems like a recipe
for a heart attack but oh well! Onward!
I’m not going to
catch Lyndsey, but there is a young teen boy, maybe 12?, who’s
going back and forth between running and walking. I suspect this is
his first race, maybe not pacing himself. He doesn't seem to be hurt
of have a cramp or anything. But, his mom, I think, is hanging back,
giving him some encouragement. I can tell she wants to keep running,
but she stays. So, I leapfrog with them for a bit, then finally leave
them behind.
This side of the
road is a lot more grittier: from the traffic coming into town, from
the gravel road section. I keep more to the center, in the hopes that
the grit will tend to roll down to the sides, but I’m not sure
that’s really the case.
Pass the walkers.
Some traffic now, leaving town mostly, but nobody going fast. I’m
not even sure how official this race is: no cops, or signs, or nada.
But, at least now we seem to be on a slight downhill back into town.
Take the right towards the park, and pick up some speed, to look and
feel like I’m giving it my all. Don’t want to sprint though:
sprinting on pavement with bare feet always rips up the bottoms of
the feet, even with good calluses, which I don’t have.
Again, feeling the
stares from everyone as I cross the finish line, though at least some
folks clap politely. My time: 30:59. So I shaved off like 32 seconds
from two weeks ago. Ah well....
I do hang out to
watch the rest come in. Greg come in two minutes behind me and says,
‘Man, I was trying to use you as my rabbit, you’re super-steady,
but I just had to walk a bit.’
Well, at least I’m
something. Rueben comes in running, though perhaps walked most of it,
but all good, he did it. Ross brings up the field of older runners,
in full sweat, but shaved off four minutes from last year. ‘Too bad
I like to eat more than I like to run!’
And older spectator
comes up to me and says, ‘I was going to tell you out on the race
that you forgot to tie your shoes!’
Normally I get a
little defensive about lame barefoot jokes. Like I haven’t heard
them all before. But, he’s I think sincerely just trying to chat
and curious about why I’m running barefoot. So I tell him how I got
plantar fasciitis (if I still perhaps can’t spell it) and it
wouldn’t go away for two years until I tried running barefoot on
the suggestion of my friend Jen, and how the first time I tried
barefoot running, my PF went away.
He looks surprised,
then surprises me by saying he had the PF too. ‘I tried all kinds
of inserts and stuff, but it didn’t ever work. Look at my ankle
now!”
I do: his right
ankle puffed or bent or otherwise bulging out. Holy crap, that’s
from plantar fasciitis?
Anyways, feels good
to have made conversation with someone here. His son won the race.
Now for a shower,
then the drive down to Grand Junction for drunken noodles!
(PS-I ended up getting 2nd in the men's category! I missed out on a free mug!)